So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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