You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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