i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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