I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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