i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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