North Korea, Best Korea!
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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