I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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