Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
