...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
