i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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