I want to make a zoo with you.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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