Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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