so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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