You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Boobs are out for the taking
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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