This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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