Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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