she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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