Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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