Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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