I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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