do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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