Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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