my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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