You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My vagina is very pro this idea
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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