his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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