I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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