is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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