therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
