We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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