So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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