He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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