Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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