everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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