Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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