I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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