Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My liver just broke up with me...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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