absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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