I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
BRING THE BAGELS
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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