I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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