it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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