Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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