Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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