No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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