508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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