You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We are two peas in an std pod
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
