Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I will pee on everything he values.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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