you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
