? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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