I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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