did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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