The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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