I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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