I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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