He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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