Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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