i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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